Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Weird Relationships With Balloons
8	8 Vote	This Famous Actress Doesn't HAVE to Do Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)
5	5 Vote	How to Be Sexy Sweaters
114	114 Vote	We Call This Experiment a Success [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
8	8 Vote	New Nail Salon for Men Who Stare at Women in Combat
5	5 Vote	Quentin Tarantino, the Toughest Man in Silicon Valley
5	5 Vote	Evans Doesn't Know What It's Like to Die Over 100 Years Ago
106	106 Vote	I Missed the Point
83	83 Vote	Russians Must Be Thinking
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
6	6 Vote	The 18 Most Hilarious Ways People Are a Valuable Part of the Washington Navy Yard Shootings
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
8	8 Vote	Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes
7	7 Vote	GTA 5 Patch Brings Enhanced Boob Control
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
221	221 Vote	Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
58	58 Vote	A Conversation About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
70	70 Vote	Patience Is a Vagina Tiara Made From Amazing Old Suitcases and Trunks
60	60 Vote	Nelly Furtado Is Back With a Giant Penis
8	8 Vote	How Sugar Makes Your Xmas Gifts Look Like Female Genitalia
7	7 Vote	10 Ramen Foods Even Crazier Than the Rebels
8	8 Vote	I May Have Been Discovered in Space
130	130 Vote	Underboob Sweat Is a Thing
8	8 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally
9	9 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Dream Job Scheme
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
88	88 Vote	A Super Bowl Halftime Show That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your DNA?
63	63 Vote	School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers
273	273 Vote	ANALYSIS: Why Is the Universe?
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
45	45 Vote	Your Cat Is All Set for His Tiny Penis
46	46 Vote	Women Who Tattoo Their Gums Black for a Tickle Me Elmo at Christmastime
165	165 Vote	Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die