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Time to Get Off This Planet
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Yale Professor Lets Students Skip Test in Wake of Crash Bandicoot
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Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising
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Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
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Look, I'm Not Even Noticebable
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11 Best Pieces of Shit
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"Fake News" Has Been Cancelled
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Man Dies After Tumbling Into Supermarket Bin Full of Delicious Drugs
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Bob the Builder Suffers
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Humans Are Still Alive
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
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President Obama's Got a Crush on You, Girl!
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Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
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Shut Up and Die
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The Moon Is About to Make a Crash Landing
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Everything Is Very Dangerous
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Former Adviser to George W. Bush, an Ass
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When You Pour a Glass of Milk and Have to Die
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Do Yourself a Favor and Go Away
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Hilary Duff Apologizes for Video Games
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18 Things That Didn't Exist Anyway
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Winter Is Not Amusing, Human
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When You Realize Some Shit
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Super Mario Run for President in 2020
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Only 90's Kids Will Die
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The Blue Screen of Death Metal
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Brain Implant Restores Sense of Shame
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Teens to Trump: Leave the Planet
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Tim Kaine Was Caught Screaming at His Own Feet
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23 Actors Who Were Born
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I Deserve a Fucking Medal
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In Finland We Are Bonded by Satan
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Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks
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Trump May Have Been Caused by Error
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Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna
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Starbucks Is Bringing Back Traditional Marxism
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Kanye Stands Alone in Wolf-Infested Siberian Wilderness
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Cats Need the Moon