Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
230	230 Vote	How to Be a Cube
128	128 Vote	The People Who Go Here Die. Some of Them Shouldn't Have Done That
146	146 Vote	I Got Custody of My Pants
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
144	144 Vote	Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
274	274 Vote	THAT's No Moon. THAT's a Good Deal
125	125 Vote	"Best Wedding Photo Ever" Features T-Rex Eating Someone
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
130	130 Vote	X-Men Director Is Unhappy With Happiness
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
7	7 Vote	An Ex-CIA Dude Just Used Jelly Beans
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
6	6 Vote	Whac-a-Mole's Inventor Linked to Ohio Earthquakes
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
355	355 Vote	Let's All Freak Out About Things
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
127	127 Vote	This Is How You Can Survive After Being Brutally Eaten Alive by Pigs
272	272 Vote	Now You Can Make Eggs 1	1
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
131	131 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Baby Carrots
267	267 Vote	I Don't Care About Chicken. I Care About Women
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2

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