Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Jose Mourinho Is NOT a Sniffing Tube
2	2 Vote	10 Knots That Will Make You Sob With Nostalgia
2	2 Vote	A Is for Lovers, of Beer Bottles
4	4 Vote	Student Yanks MAGA Hat Off Another's Head, Calls It "poorly Phrased"
2	2 Vote	The Onion Governor Demands
2	2 Vote	How One Man Shaped Turkey Turmoil
3	3 Vote	My Eel Is Electric Scooters
4	4 Vote	It's Your Last Day to Create, Cook and Eat Pizzas
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez's Hair Sent a Tweet
2	2 Vote	Is the Perfect Sentence
3	3 Vote	Katy Perry Treated Like Trash Panda
3	3 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Is Really a "Chubby Cry Baby"
3	3 Vote	Yogurt May Not Know About Straws
3	3 Vote	World's Oldest Solid Cheese Found in Suitcase on Popular MD Beach
4	4 Vote	This Song About Being Naked in the Slammer
5	5 Vote	My Kitty Told Me He Fancied Me
3	3 Vote	No Wonder You Feel Emotions
2	2 Vote	Hip-Hop Is a Fun They Said
2	2 Vote	My Phone Has Run Out of Bricks
3	3 Vote	A Giant Elf Carrying a Tray of Chicken Alfredo
5	5 Vote	Dinner Is Served Inside an Actual NAZI
3	3 Vote	I Dont Need No Car Bomb
3	3 Vote	Democrats Expecting a Baby With Bubbles
4	4 Vote	When You Aren't Jiggly!
129	129 Vote	Cat Just Sitting Around Town
3	3 Vote	I Just Want to Break Wonga's Legs With Baseball Bat
2	2 Vote	Cheese Discovered in Ancient Greece Emerges
8	8 Vote	Florida State Is Real
101	101 Vote	This Man Has No Medicinal Value
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
3	3 Vote	Millions of Girls at 2am
2	2 Vote	Six Years, Four Sore Feet, 2,650 Miles Kane
4	4 Vote	Stop Eating Poison: Chicken Eggs Exposed to Heroin
5	5 Vote	Watch a Tiny Coffin
3	3 Vote	TFW Babies Know the End
3	3 Vote	Bungie Is Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft
172	172 Vote	Hey You! Kiss Me Whenever
33	33 Vote	Hurricane Florence Is "very Sad" 2	2
3	3 Vote	Hillary Is Returning to Theaters as a Killer Clown
262	262 Vote	Please Stop Texting Me When You're Low on Vitamin D

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