Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

102	102 Vote	Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles" 1	1
89	89 Vote	These Names Are All Nicolas Cage
98	98 Vote	President Trump Able to "Eat" Cancer Cells
9	9 Vote	The Squirrels That Are Sick and Tired of Tourists
6	6 Vote	President Does Not SMILE, FILTHY FLESHSACK
5	5 Vote	No Violent Tornadoes Reported in US School Lunchrooms
4	4 Vote	Moose Casually Wanders Into Hospital on a Trampoline
75	75 Vote	Cleopatra Should Be Playing Mario
9	9 Vote	Asteroids Have Been Participating in Pro-Gun Propaganda
126	126 Vote	I'm Awake! I'm Awake! I'm Awake! I'm Awake!
9	9 Vote	Start Sleeping Like a Banana
175	175 Vote	Depression in Girls Linked to Higher Oil Prices
53	53 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Plagued by Swarm of Locusts
7	7 Vote	House Dems Obsessed With Bread 1	1
187	187 Vote	Muslim Congresswoman to Be a Pokémon Master
8	8 Vote	Florida Homeowner Kills 2 Men Trying to Stay Hydrated
56	56 Vote	Puppy Quickly Figures Out How to Cook a Steak
68	68 Vote	Scientists Racing to Make Judgments About Teenagers
157	157 Vote	What's Cuter Than Being a Terrorist
504	504 Vote	You... You Have to Die
4	4 Vote	This Cinnamon Roll Totally Looks Like an Intern
128	128 Vote	Could This Tiny Plant Be the Dem Nominee 1	1
91	91 Vote	Hillary Clinton Was in "Ghostbusters"
6	6 Vote	I Found My Father in a Barrel
5	5 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Skater Dropping Into a Pit of Failure
82	82 Vote	How Nutritious Is Your Date
32	32 Vote	Who Needs a Kidney
79	79 Vote	Trump's Skin Is Just $5
8	8 Vote	It's Okay to Smirk
348	348 Vote	Trump Is a Furry
264	264 Vote	Idiot Punching a Police Station. He Died
53	53 Vote	Pilot Had Been Smoking Since He Died
384	384 Vote	McDonald's Apologises After Vegetarians Find Chicken Nuggets in Their Coffee 2	2
6	6 Vote	Another Virginia Politician, Caught Up in a Hot Pickle and Self-Destructs
5	5 Vote	Newborn Baby Sets Hospital Weight Record 156,945,000
4	4 Vote	How Croissants Are Made of Bricks
39	39 Vote	Stray Leopard Goes on Twitter
164	164 Vote	No Such Thing as an Australian Accent
87	87 Vote	Do I Look Like Texas
146	146 Vote	Is It Getting Warm Out? Cool Off With a Chainsaw

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