Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	Cats Who Are "Not Like Other Girls"
72	72 Vote	Fossilised Bones Found in Cinnamon Toast Crunch
86	86 Vote	Chickens Bred to Lay Eggs, Study Shows
113	113 Vote	Here's Why I'm Ready to F**king Die!
75	75 Vote	White House Facing Legal Trouble, Authorities Say F**K
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
18	18 Vote	At Least 840 Dead in Sorority Parking Lot
123	123 Vote	Giant Male Primate Shocks Families at Bronx Zoo by Performing Abortion After Six-Week Limit
38	38 Vote	Cop Ruled Justified Despite Video of Him Shooting Innocent Child While Killing a Man Holding a Plastic Bottle
50	50 Vote	Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried 1	1
52	52 Vote	Beyoncé Has Blessed Us With Dippin Dots. Why Not?
48	48 Vote	Royals Continue to Throw Up White Power Symbols
57	57 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Hang Out With Their Insufferable Grandmother
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
88	88 Vote	President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream 1	1
261	261 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
88	88 Vote	89,000 Lbs of Ham Recalled After Four Years on Market
54	54 Vote	Suspected Poacher Killed, Eaten by Pack of Tortillas
97	97 Vote	Blastoise Is a Knockout in Shiny Bubblegum Pink 80s Bodysuit
144	144 Vote	Barack Obama Was President
123	123 Vote	Grilled Cheese—Like, Literally Grilled—Is the Best Pillow We've Ever Seen
90	90 Vote	16 Animated Characters Who Were on Antidepressants
112	112 Vote	12 Celebrities Who Have Minimal Brain Activity
69	69 Vote	Why You Should Poke a Hole in Drywall, Plasterboard, or Concrete
88	88 Vote	These Air Fryer-Baked Eggs Are Indeed Satanic
56	56 Vote	Biden Wants to Be Killing More Civilians Than Terrorists
94	94 Vote	Destiny 2 Fans Are Going to Kill 600,000 People?
6	6 Vote	Decapitated Human Heads Are My Go-To Summer Shoe
113	113 Vote	I Went to Bed Last Night 1	1
136	136 Vote	McDonald's Is Doubling the Number of Calories 1	1
94	94 Vote	How Do I Get My Head Reattached
80	80 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Grandmother
109	109 Vote	What Is a Sandwich 3	3
7	7 Vote	86 Photos of Him
18	18 Vote	Man Killed Wife, Injured Her Foot
94	94 Vote	1-Eyed Squirrel With Instagram Account Will Help You Calm the Heck Down After a Cancer Diagnosis
111	111 Vote	My Great-Grandmother Survived the Sarlacc Pit
120	120 Vote	Bears Showing Interest in Making Cars
73	73 Vote	Internet Loses It Over Jeff Bezos on the TOILET
133	133 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Going to Sit Here and Cry

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