Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know About Apples
3	3 Vote	A Typhoon Hit the Philippines, but Few Notice
3	3 Vote	51 Historical Facts That Prove Babies Are Being Publicly Shamed Online
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7