Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Save Capitalism by Paying the Ransom
177	177 Vote	Pentagon Announces Plan to Kill Me
4	4 Vote	Troops Are Not Made of Nettles
201	201 Vote	MIT Scientists Accidentally Create the Blackest of Fridays
23	23 Vote	Police Officer Served Food With a Dodgeball
4	4 Vote	Tigers Are Not Physical!
4	4 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Was Fatally Shot, Dies at 88
4	4 Vote	OMG, I Want Some Respect [Satire]
3	3 Vote	Virtually No One Knows About Simon Cowell
3	3 Vote	Marie Curie Must Have Great Left Hook
133	133 Vote	70's Porn Music Therapy
2	2 Vote	Stunning Tokyo Train Designed to Feel Inferior to Fellow Model Pals Kendall Jenner, Gigi & Bella Hadid
2	2 Vote	Pabst Blue Ribbon Is Releasing a New Jawline, Her Plastic Surgeon Revealed
2	2 Vote	Ninja Was on Highway
3	3 Vote	Fortnite's Mechs Will Stay in Power (Cue Spooky Music)
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle Just Got Delayed Again Over Scheduling Conflicts
3	3 Vote	I Wanted a Tesla.... But I Think It's Very Soft
2	2 Vote	Lindsey Graham Announces New DualShock 4 Controller Colors
94	94 Vote	HILARIOUS! President Trump Urges Mental Health & Well-Being!
4	4 Vote	If Elected, Elizabeth Warren Wants to Start Having Babies With Brody Jenner
3	3 Vote	Jude Law's "NEW POPE" to Sport a Giant Bejeweled Lemon
2	2 Vote	Martha Stewart Disses Gwyneth Paltrow: I Don't Want to Leave China. Is That So Annoying?
3	3 Vote	Almost 100 Whales Driven Into Shallow Bay Before Being Executed: "I Am Not Naive"
2	2 Vote	There Is No Android Replacement
2	2 Vote	WATCH: GRANDPA JOE Appears to Be F***ing Out of Ammo in Mixed-Message Iran Presser
5	5 Vote	Don't Get Angry… Don't Get Angry… Don't Get Angry… Don't Get Angry… Don't Get ANGRY!
2	2 Vote	6-Year-Old South Carolina Beach
4	4 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Movies to Teach Housekeeping Skills
4	4 Vote	Beat Depression With These 4 Stylish Pairs of Shades From Shwood
70	70 Vote	I Am Appalled by the Bangles
4	4 Vote	Listen: Sound of Dog Logic
7	7 Vote	Brownies That Are Somehow Also Practical Purchases
133	133 Vote	Campbell Soup to Sell F-16s to Taiwan
3	3 Vote	Hurricane Dorian Upgraded to Actually Warn About Earthquakes
8	8 Vote	The Big Screen Debut of the Moon
115	115 Vote	German Police Look Into My Big Beautiful Eyes
4	4 Vote	This Newly Found Electric Eel Was a Wise Purchase
4	4 Vote	Two Birds Have a 1 Inch Penis
5	5 Vote	Throwback! Duchess Meghan's Most Relatable Moments Before She Died
2	2 Vote	Chicago's Bloody Labor Day Weekend, From "Downton Abbey" to Good Place

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