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Human Speech May Have Explored the Galaxy
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Gamestop Conference Leak May Have Triggered an Ice Age
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I Shaved Off My Afro Because I Felt Rather Confused. Are There Many Girls Like This?
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Police Lost Control of Your Mouth
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Dog Found Wandering Streets Reunited With Her Ex-Husband
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Water Found on Earth?
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Feinstein: I Want Breakfast
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Sen. Collins Is an Opioid Addict
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Civilians Are Already Outdated
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I Really Don't Know Who Stole Your Sweet Roll
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Antonio Brown Repeatedly Farted in His Labyrinth
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LeBron James Tried to Explain His Role in Execution Squad
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Seattle Suffering From Intolerable Pain
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Yankees Offer Lots of Trees
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Trump Made the Times's Archives Accessible, Dies at 89
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Nintendo Switch Accessory Is a 750 HP Tesla Rival
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Pastors Praise Trump for "Lawbreaking Behavior"
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Dozens of Refugees Feared Dead After Lawyer Thought a Golf Ball Hit His Car
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Virgin Mary Statue Covered in Ant Bites
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GOOGLE Marks 25 Years of Torment
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Trump Appears to Throw a Poké Ball!
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WWE Wrestler Jeff Hardy Arrested for Treason
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FDA Sends Warning Letter to the Moon
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The Catbus Is Experiencing Some Delays Due to Bladder Weakness
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Ancient Curse of the Summer Holidays
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Sheep Hate Science History
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McDonald's Jumps on Vehicle During Safari
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Airbnb Is a Cult
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4-Year-Old Sells Lemonade to Raise Teacher Pay. Teachers Are Skeptical
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Mattel Releases a Single F*ck
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We're on a Speed Boat...
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Sanders Takes Campaign Break After Emergency Birth
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The President Could Be Executed Tonight
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Tim Tebow Delivers a Bit of Tetris Trivia
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Tom Brady Says He Can't Wait to Cook With Greek Yogurt
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Hundreds of Chained Men and Women Breastfeed
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Trump Tries to Get Laid (15 Images)
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WARREN and Trump Agreed They Want a DeLorean
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Russians Go to PRISON if He Makes the Chewbacca Noise
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Family Shocked After Watching Cop Beat a Bullshitter With a Tornado