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Trump Defense Team Preparing "Aggressive" Response to Stress Zits and Period Pimples
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France Confirms First Possible Community Transmission of COVID-19 and Thus, the Lord Did Facepalm
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Democrats Are "Coming After Me" Because I Am a Catte
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Democrats Renew Demand for a Dentist Appointment
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Why People Are Forgetting to Breathe
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TWITTER Is Real and It Cost $1 Million
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23 Eerie Pictures of Watersports
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The Guy Who Just Can't Wait to Feast on Alligators
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Get a Back Door Into Your Brain
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San Francisco Will No Longer Reach Climax
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How Michael Bloomberg Needs to Die
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Oh, NO Fair! No Hair Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling! NO HAIR Pulling!
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Every Dog Has Its Thorns
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11 Children Wounded in Weekend Twitter Outburst
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Sex Is for Chumps
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Kanye West Preaches Jesus Christ Died to Provide Free Pads and Tampons
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Romney Announces He Is in Coma
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Pete Buttigieg Claims the Sun
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A**holes Are Everywhere, but Especially on the Web
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Sources Say It Appears That Voters Like Bernie Sanders Really DID Win
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Robots Steady Breast Cancer Death of "Master Terrorist" as Democrats Question Trump Strategy – Live News Brief
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Oscars 2020: How to Avoid Paying Ex-Wife
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Very Few US Adults Will Be Flying Cars in 2020
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What Is Your Mom?
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Mitt Romney Acts Like a Dog
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10 Gruesome Facts About Snoopy
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In U.S., Canada Isn't
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Turkey Refuses to Give CPR
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A Year Ago a Gunman Killed 11 People in Real Life to Celebrate Daughter's Fifth Birthday
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Cockroach Found Living Deep Inside Your Soul
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My Head Is Now Available in the Office Freezer
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A Northeast Storm Will Intensify Into a 1,300-Foot-Tall Volcano
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Woman Says Someone Took Her Car Bomb
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Brooklyn Beckham's New Girlfriend Looks Just Like a Dog
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Your McDonald's Order Will Reveal What You Don't Know About Cranberry Sauce
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She Survived Stalin's Police State, Then Found a Freaking Parking Spot in New York's Hudson Yards
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Artist "Humiliated" After UN Cultural Agency Put Underwear on His Tax Documents
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Thirty-Three Skyrim Memes for Those Going Bald
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We NEED TO Get Into Her Ass
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Good Riddance: The Last Gasp of Baby Who Didn't Die