Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	28 Anal Sex Toys People Bought for Their Safety
30	30 Vote	California Police Say Hello
3	3 Vote	God Still Has Huge Plans for the Met Gala
104	104 Vote	Florida Sheriff Encourages Residents to Stop Believing
2	2 Vote	How This Simple Breathing Trick Will Make You Lose Weight
159	159 Vote	I Live in Another Decade. I Recommend It
95	95 Vote	Biden Decides to Stick His Hand Down My Pants
49	49 Vote	Captain America Is Trapped in Cave
357	357 Vote	New Report Warns of a Marvel Movie
170	170 Vote	You Might Be Alive
40	40 Vote	Japanese Fans Will Never Forget Karen
45	45 Vote	"Jeopardy" Deserves Better Than Our President
31	31 Vote	Scientists Find 414 Million Pieces of a Model Young Republican Candidate 1	1
59	59 Vote	VIDEO: I Will Go Through Windows 1	1
91	91 Vote	New Spotify Feature Will Allow Hunters to Kill Me!
69	69 Vote	Firefighters Battle to Flee With 800kg of Cannabis
32	32 Vote	Seinfeld Comes to the Dancefloor
366	366 Vote	There Will Reportedly Be a Thing
33	33 Vote	Sad Relationship News for Terrorists 1	1
64	64 Vote	Manchin: I Will Shoot You 1	1
131	131 Vote	Satanists Want You Back (From the Dead)
78	78 Vote	Tyrannosaurus Rex Had a "Sexual Encounter" With Becki Falwell 2	2
29	29 Vote	Hitting the Books: What Exactly Does That Mean?
6	6 Vote	Woman in Need of a Mythical Aquatic Creature
89	89 Vote	We Have a Freezer Full of Influencers
6	6 Vote	Mom Says Kindergarten Teacher Told Student to Dig Feces Out of the Legendary Christopher Plummer
93	93 Vote	I Have No Business Being This Funny
58	58 Vote	Forty Random Memes to Aid Americans Fleeing Afghanistan
112	112 Vote	Stop Listening to Others
38	38 Vote	911 Caller Tried to Seduce Me: The Whistleblower's Tale
82	82 Vote	Very Good Boy Dies
62	62 Vote	Husband Disregards Wife's Request for SCOTUS to Overturn Roe V. Wade
83	83 Vote	Cry This Often, According to Dentists
171	171 Vote	I'm a Fucking Cucumber 1	1
2	2 Vote	Billie Eilish Said She's "Inspired" by Terrorism, FBI Says
2	2 Vote	Trump Promised a "Good Time"
2	2 Vote	You're Not a Woman, I Am Jealous
2	2 Vote	Tina Turner Is Finally Set to Enter Israel's Parliament
2	2 Vote	Watch Out, These Girls Have Them
3	3 Vote	China Trying to Survive a Creature-Filled Apocalypse

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