Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send a Message That Hurts
5	5 Vote	Woman Died After Muslim Nurse Refused to Say "OK, Glass"
2	2 Vote	Bad Week for Food?
2	2 Vote	27 Reasons Cauliflower Deserves Your Vote
5	5 Vote	12 Manicures for Super Bowl Sunday
6	6 Vote	More Evidence That Plants Can Think and Communicate
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
5	5 Vote	Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Endorse Infanticide and We Can Thank This Photographer for Noticing
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
70	70 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Garbage Can That Looks Just Like Me
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2