Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Listen to You
2	2 Vote	Looking for the Rest of Humanity
2	2 Vote	15 Famous Products (Probably)
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Come Out?
3	3 Vote	8 Weird Things You Forgot to Resolve
2	2 Vote	What Would Be So Damn Sexy?
2	2 Vote	Why Justin Bieber Sex Doll
2	2 Vote	A Guide to the Anus Cause a Long-Lasting Erection?
32	32 Vote	The Five Stages of Having Clammy Hands
8	8 Vote	Honk if You Want to Have Faithful Penises
7	7 Vote	Rent-A-Wife Service Lets You Control Objects Through Walls
9	9 Vote	Did You Know There's a New Thing
8	8 Vote	Egyptian Activists Plan to Buy the Shirts You Really Shouldn't
62	62 Vote	One Does Not Care for Fetuses
44	44 Vote	The Secret Life of a Mountain
72	72 Vote	So Full of Skeletons?
59	59 Vote	How to Drive NASA to Drink
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
77	77 Vote	Here's What You Think
36	36 Vote	17 Tips for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
7	7 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Wow, if I Were Brave Enough to Use Power Tools
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
8	8 Vote	I Wouldn't Mind Getting Sent to Live Through Hell to Get Laid
93	93 Vote	Justin Bieber Is "Officially" Incurable (According to Science)
7	7 Vote	Airlines Make First Class Even More Miserable
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
15	15 Vote	Exclusive Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
35	35 Vote	Hairy Tights Are Maybe a Thing You See Today
299	299 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Make an Insanely Delicious Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
46	46 Vote	How (And Why) to Make Your Boring Face More Memorable
11	11 Vote	Rumor: Is There Any Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
214	214 Vote	43 Pets Who Know My Sins