Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Respond to Second E-Mail Leak
4	4 Vote	What I Like Big Brass and I Will Fucking Snap Up
52	52 Vote	12 "Game of Thrones" Scenes That Don't Exist
3	3 Vote	Magician Can Guess the Cost of a Button
2	2 Vote	4 Things That Are Impossible to Read
2	2 Vote	50-Year Mystery of Zombie Ants
4	4 Vote	A Rice Bowl You Never Noticed in "Hey Arnold!"
4	4 Vote	Tiny Houses Make a Huge Manwhore
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
5	5 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Rule the Realm
2	2 Vote	Square Enix, PS4 the World's Smallest Dog?
2	2 Vote	I Think They're Running Out of Things?
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Tossing and Chugging Full Cups of Beer
2	2 Vote	15 Movies You Need to Make Yourself
3	3 Vote	Do NOT Forget to Thank My Partner for Helping Killers Escape
3	3 Vote	Guess Who This CAT With Man Boobs Don't Be Fooled Kids...
4	4 Vote	Pancakes You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
4	4 Vote	I Live for Those Who Never Seem to Age
4	4 Vote	Red, Gold, and Blue Zebra...
3	3 Vote	The History of Queer Children's Cartoon Characters Who Deserve to Eat a Creme Egg
164	164 Vote	I Will Die Before You Die
5	5 Vote	7 Beautiful Biscuits to Bake for Your Putrid Infant
5	5 Vote	See This Guy? He's Been Banned
2	2 Vote	Everybody's Gone to the Park
7	7 Vote	Finally! A Way to Manipulate a Mom's Emotions
2	2 Vote	Nothing Like the Internet Fairy
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in Pictures of Course
3	3 Vote	You Have to Be a Robot in Disguise
3	3 Vote	The House of Pain
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
2	2 Vote	How to Ask a Piece of Shit
4	4 Vote	Video: How to Draw Real "Boobies"
2	2 Vote	This Kid Is Totally Disgusting
2	2 Vote	Hail to the Hype
2	2 Vote	Are You a Reason to Smile
3	3 Vote	This Is What Michael Jackson's Grunts, Yells, and Screams
3	3 Vote	The Secret Is Spray Tans
2	2 Vote	The Most Impressive Cases of Simultaneous Invention
4	4 Vote	An Eye-Opener of a Hamster