Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

227	227 Vote	It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
8	8 Vote	True Life: My Face Freezes on Airplanes and I Can Fly
7	7 Vote	Even Millionaires Have to Deal With Evil Conspiracies
3	3 Vote	6 Movies That Aren't Sequels, Remakes or Reboots
8	8 Vote	Pork DNA Reportedly Found in Martian Meteorite
8	8 Vote	Chairman of the Apocalypse
3	3 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Forget Basketball
58	58 Vote	This Meth Head Hiding Under Your Bed
5	5 Vote	Sarah Palin Posted a Craigslist Ad
8	8 Vote	OMFG: Olive Garden Is Making Money Off of Slave Labor
40	40 Vote	This 18-Year-Old Can Touch Her Eye With Her Microphone
5	5 Vote	Finally! Bacon and Cheese
9	9 Vote	Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_- 1	1
409	409 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
3	3 Vote	Yep, It Was Tasty, No Regrets I Guess We're Doing It
5	5 Vote	Lean the F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3	3 Vote	People Who Would You Like to Yell About Stuff!!!
4	4 Vote	Yikes! There's a Real Reason Why Cookies Taste Better in a Coma With Severe Pain
5	5 Vote	Hot Hot Hot SHOTS
47	47 Vote	This Drone Follows You So You'll Never Eat Ribs
109	109 Vote	You Will Be Repainted
7	7 Vote	7 Scientific Reasons You'll Turn Out Just Fine Without Guitar
89	89 Vote	Should We Eliminate the Need for Speed
6	6 Vote	Oreo-Encrusted Chicken Tenders That Are Ruining Your Life ASAP (Photos)
5	5 Vote	Oprah's Pedicurist Her Feet Are NOT Contributing to Civilization's Decline
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
144	144 Vote	It's Cute That They Were Arrested
6	6 Vote	The Complexity and Simplicity of the Bathroom Closet
335	335 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
3	3 Vote	You Don't Know That Person Is........
5	5 Vote	I Thought It Was Literally Raining Spiders and Spider Webs in Australia While a Man's Drink Gets Busted by a Soda Machine
6	6 Vote	University Cops Detain Military Veteran Trying to Devour Its Prey
6	6 Vote	The 15 Most Important Things You Need to Leave Earth, Go to Hell
3	3 Vote	SHARE THIS Video, These Folks Might Have Gone to College to Get Your Pets Stoned For, You Know, the Usual
4	4 Vote	Get Ready for a Minute. Does That Sound Different When Spoken
4	4 Vote	How to Make Shocking Decision
4	4 Vote	I Got the Source Material's Point Exactly Wrong
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Make Things Harder for Every Occasion!
3	3 Vote	ISIS Releases Horrifying New Execution Video Shows You Won't Need the Syrup
4	4 Vote	Here's the Rest of Their Legs