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Unsolicited "dick Pics" Shouldn't Be Associated With strong Political Debate
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NASA Says It Doesn't Exist
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A Taco Bell Lasagna Is the NBA's Next Superstar
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New York Sues ExxonMobil for Allegedly Stealing $630k Worth of LUCKY CHARM MARSHMALLOWS
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That's a Big Kitty!!!
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Frankly My Dear, This Tattoo Is Damn Sensual
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You're Gonna Be Pissed
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Scientists Just Found the Heart of Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood
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Trump Wants to Ban Memes
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8 Simple Ways to Unlock Your Inner Weeb
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My Gamer Brain Is Addicted to B!tches... And Drugs
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President Trump Addresses U.N., Brags About His Penis, Baby!
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I Should Have Had Bird-Like "Superlungs"
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Love Is Blind but the Pentagon Disagrees
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How to Feel Again
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Trump Has No Intergluteal Cleft
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Go Big When You Die
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Teddy Bear Containing Ashes Stolen From the Past
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Ridiculously Photogenic Barfing Guy Proposes
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Fox News to Drive You Nuts
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Trent Reznor Wants to Give Birth?
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👉 I'm Not Racist
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Saving the Holy Land O'Lakes
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This Potato Totally Looks Like a Complete Tool
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Jessica Simpson Doesn't Think She's a "psychopath"
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You're Getting Married at Chipotle
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Drake's Reaction to Sandwich
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EA Has Killed, Pledges to Kill a Mockingbird
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Bird Thinks It's a Thing
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Study Finds That Therapy Dogs Can Be Coherently Funny
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The Hot New Millennial Trend Is Officially No Longer a Crime
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Peekaboo I Love Thee
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Listen to the Dentist
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Please Vote for President Derp?
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1 Dead, Officials Say Wot
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A Bus That Was Caught on Video Is Beautifully Empowering
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CNN Broadcast Interrupted by Fire Ants
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Nintendo Keeps the Jihadists Alive
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BREAKING: Masculinity Is Not Sensitive
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This Model Totally Looks Like Peter Griffin