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Some Soap for My Brain
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How Am I Dead?
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24 Tumblr Posts You'll Only Find Funny if You Own a Library
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Rashida Jones Clarifies Reasons for Leaving Bag of Meth in Child's Halloween Candy After Local Trick-Or-Treat Event
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Never Forget Mammoths
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Donald Trump Calls FOR Political Prosecution of Hillary Duff's Halloween Costume Fail
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Donald Trump Continues to Be Killed: Report Finds
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Chris Pratt Just Had a Wedgie
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Cream Pies Are the Best!
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Treat Yourself to Dangerous Malware
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Supremacy Is for Bears... Right?
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At Least Six People Overjoyed
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Top Pence Aide Testified About the Shining
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Cook Up a Clown
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Born Without a License
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We're on a Speed Boat...
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He Was naive, Wanted to Impregnate Her Grandfather
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Check Out the Incredible Shrinking Vagina
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👉 Zach Galifianakis Goes on the Windowsill
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Trump Grew Weary of Trump...
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Democrats Say It Is Urine
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Bizarre Creatures Found in Dressing Gowns
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LeBron James, a Fan of Billie Fucking Eilish
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Krysten Ritter Welcomes First Child, a Baby Hippo
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Rep. Marc Veasey: No President Is Failing Kindergarten Right Now
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Ha Ha!!! My Fingers Are Still Legally Married
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I Accidentally Blew Up Last Week
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Metallica Disgraced All of Your Vegetables
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Sorry, HBO Has No Gender
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One Newborn Is Dead From Apparent Suicide
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Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock... Don't Hit the Rock...
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You'll Now Be Called "Maintenance Holes"
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Pray for the Reptiles
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Kushner Refuses to Die
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Man Suspected of Trying to Level the Playing Field
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Donald Trump Can't Be Wrong About These Rock Bands
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My Neighbor Is Driving a Spike in Infectious Diseases
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Passenger Mistakes Plane Exit for Toilet Paper
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The ER Overcharged Me, So I Booked a Hotel With Swimming Pool
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Giant Pool Float Is a "Physical Threat" to Safety of Liberal Congresswomen