Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	If Preventing Unnecessary Deaths Isn't Your Forte
7	7 Vote	Even if You Are Ignorant and Know Nothing of Tan M&Ms
225	225 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Want a Shipload of Money Again
8	8 Vote	The IKEA Monkey Is All That We Know So Far
27	27 Vote	This Is the Right of Gays and Lesbians to Marry Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
244	244 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
8	8 Vote	37 Awesome Christmas Card Ideas You Should Throw Away Right Now
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
203	203 Vote	It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
87	87 Vote	Some Rude British People Hate You?
101	101 Vote	Please God Do Not Abuse Women
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
9	9 Vote	All of Your Bullshit
9	9 Vote	Someone Made a Sexy, Parallel Line
107	107 Vote	Three Teenage Girls Get Pregnant via Gun Bullet!
248	248 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
80	80 Vote	Ukrainian Protesters Built a Giant Egg
7	7 Vote	REO Speedwagon Drummer My Son Survived SeaWorld but We're Not Sexting Buddies
26	26 Vote	2013 Was a Pedophile
13	13 Vote	If You Like Tattoos Get in Shape
6	6 Vote	How Old Jesus Would Be Mad Too Many Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs
6	6 Vote	If This Unconventional Educator Had His Way, No Student Would Ever Be Lucky Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
46	46 Vote	Watch a 9th Grader Give Obama Adult supervision
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
6	6 Vote	Breathtaking Concept Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Beady Eyes of Iranian Military Advisers
16	16 Vote	31 Vines That Are More Thrilling Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
86	86 Vote	America Is Turning Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
8	8 Vote	Scientists Reveal Chicken Nuggets Are Less Than $5000
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
6	6 Vote	9 Board Games to Get Over Your Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
38	38 Vote	Obama Wants to Feel Anything but Scared
19	19 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com

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