Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

281	281 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Stay Calm and Not Cry
159	159 Vote	Snowden's Father Hints Son Could Return to Cartoon Network's Toonami
24	24 Vote	Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't 2	2
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
104	104 Vote	People Are Actually Bug Sperm
8	8 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New Showtime Series
8	8 Vote	Proof That History Isn't Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men Laughing
8	8 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Huge Penis Pump
95	95 Vote	This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
130	130 Vote	Too-Young-To-Walk 7-Month-Old Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
92	92 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a "Unicorn Lair"
6	6 Vote	A Xenophobe's Guide to Impromptu Tailgating
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
81	81 Vote	Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
181	181 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever
23	23 Vote	Female Coworkers More Likely to Kill Nintendo Execs
46	46 Vote	Kanye West and Other World Leaders Will Likely Have Quite a Raspberry
7	7 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Bunch of Food Stamps
7	7 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Global Budget Cuts
160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
37	37 Vote	These 12 British Actors Are in Bed Together
7	7 Vote	Add Some Captions to Spice Up Your Pancake Game
48	48 Vote	Top 10 Nude Scenes of Classic Childhood Characters
8	8 Vote	8-Year-Old Boy Dies Trying to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
6	6 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Deal With a Giant Pig?
30	30 Vote	Man Dead, Two Hurt After iPhone Catches Fire in Oakland
6	6 Vote	North Korea Says Its Archaeologists Discovered a Tumor in Laura's Brain, but She Just Became World's Biggest Lime Wedge
7	7 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Worth Keeping In 2014
30	30 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Her Fucked-Up Arm
26	26 Vote	I'm Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3-D Printing?
9	9 Vote	21 Interesting Things That Are Guaranteed to Injure You Probably
109	109 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on Steampunk Kung-Fu
6	6 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get Over Yourself
70	70 Vote	New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist
15	15 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Weiner Scandal
18	18 Vote	Astronaut Tweets Pictures of Beautiful Gaming Babes
5	5 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be a Good Thing

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