Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
58	58 Vote	Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients
61	61 Vote	Hipster Names Are More Complex Than We Thought
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
53	53 Vote	Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About His Penis Stimulants
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
140	140 Vote	13 Ways to Feel Excluded
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
54	54 Vote	America Has a Butt Bodyguard
47	47 Vote	What It's Like to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Clinic (Twice)
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
38	38 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Picasso Masterpiece
108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
8	8 Vote	17 Americans Who Are Too Adorable
2	2 Vote	A 15-Year-Old Justice Department Memo Explains Why You're Wrong
2	2 Vote	Russia Is Threatening With Destruction
41	41 Vote	23 Perfect Mugs for All Sorts of Douchebags
8	8 Vote	How to Not Bring Guns Into Stores
25	25 Vote	8 Types of Text All Dads Send Me
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn
4	4 Vote	Ohio Swears More Than You Think I'm Gonna Swear
2	2 Vote	4 Recent Scandals That Prove Dictators Suck at Photoshop
4	4 Vote	FLIER: Jews Ordered to Make 33K Burritos
85	85 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
2	2 Vote	Students Can Pay to Have the Best Angle for Selfies
2	2 Vote	This Dog Didn't Hesitate to Protect Reproductive Rights
2	2 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for Your Genitals
2	2 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Is Looking a Little Judgmental
23	23 Vote	Letters: These Girls Just Want to Boink
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
81	81 Vote	It's Time to Bleed
54	54 Vote	I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
48	48 Vote	We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel

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