Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

slapresta

Voted Headlines

118	118 Vote	15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
69	69 Vote	35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth 2	2
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
122	122 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
56	56 Vote	The World Needs More People With Fake Meth
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
71	71 Vote	Thanks to This Video, You Can Hire a Drug Dealer
62	62 Vote	Joe Biden Stole Your Heart
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
80	80 Vote	Is There Poop on My Resume
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2