I think he also only has one daughter in this universe, but I could be wrong.
Why did one set of single quotes get turned into double quotes while the other was removed?
That escalated quickly.
They literally didn't.
Nobody better toucha it.
"Dwayne on a Plane"
...all of them?
We'll know better on our second homeworld...
Why would you tease me like this?!
How dare she?
Step one: get more avocados
Step two: eat them
You don't say.
wait, what was that middle one again?
Never! You can't make me!
Next Pokemon game to offer Psychic, Dark, and Normal type starters?
Until Ceaser freed me from my human oppressors.
Leftover Rotisserie Chicken is my favorite comic reviewer.
It's too big to be a pretty big thing.
Or is it a still image? The world may never know...
A wolf in game's clothing.
I love you, Metro Man!
What could possibly go wrong?
That seems very out of character for him.
That's generally how it works, unless you adopt.
This about sums up the 2016 political season.
This sounds like the punchline to the world's most bizarre "Russian reversal" joke.
There's a colon missing between "stream" and "the".
Just chugging a bowl of guac seems like the fastest way to me.
And then Gary Johnson asks what it is.
Not buying it, Trump.
Aw, poor guy.
I would vote for Eevee.
what the heck happened here?
That averages to about one person a month. This dracula has some restraint, at least.