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At Least 130 Dead, More Than 10 Years. This Is Why I Am a Dracula

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That averages to about one person a month. This dracula has some restraint, at least.

Is America Running Out of Whatever

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Yes.

Trump Did Not Survive His Last Climb. His Loyal Dog Barked by His Two Daughters: I Couldn't Be Happier

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I think he also only has one daughter in this universe, but I could be wrong.

It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right??

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Creepy...

"Warcraft" and Warcraft 2 Are Now Illegal, Thanks to Groundbreaking Experiment

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Why did one set of single quotes get turned into double quotes while the other was removed?

Betsy DeVos Wants to Sleep In. So What? Gas Tank Explosion

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That escalated quickly.

Egyptians Knew the X's and O's

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They literally didn't.

Spaghetti Got a Sequel

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Nobody better toucha it.

Dwayne on a Flight

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"Dwayne on a Plane"

Trump Tweets That Will Leave You Utterly Confused

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...all of them?

The Earth Was a Cautionary Tale

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We'll know better on our second homeworld...

Its a Lawnmower, Not a Math Major

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Dangit, Jim!

Crispy Baked Chicken Wings That Were Just Canceled

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Why would you tease me like this?!

This 3-Year-Old Refused to Have a C-Section

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How dare she?

How to Eat More Avocados

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Step one: get more avocados
Step two: eat them

Iron Man Need a Hug Right Now

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HULK HUG!

It's Time for Easter Eggs

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How timely.

Bethesda Partners With Bethesda Partners

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You don't say.

Star Wars Death Star Wars

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wait, what was that middle one again?

Hey You, Yeah YOU, Have a Family Trip With Kourtney K

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Never! You can't make me!

Professor Oak: So Are You Sith, Jedi or Even Neutral?

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Next Pokemon game to offer Psychic, Dark, and Normal type starters?

Baby Absolutely Covered in Crystals Will Cost $200

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Surprisingly cheap.

I Was Just an Ape

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Until Ceaser freed me from my human oppressors.

Leftover Rotisserie Chicken Makes an Amazing Spider-Man #21 Review

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Leftover Rotisserie Chicken is my favorite comic reviewer.

That's No Moon, It's a Pretty Big Thing

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It's too big to be a pretty big thing.

See the Video of a Tortoise

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Or is it a still image? The world may never know...

No Mans Sky Actually a Wolf

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A wolf in game's clothing.

Hey You Random Citizen!

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I love you, Metro Man!

We Gave Every NFL Team Its Own Army?

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What could possibly go wrong?

Trump Will Take in 360,000 Refugees This Year

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That seems very out of character for him.

Emma Watson Creates Her Own Daughters

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That's generally how it works, unless you adopt.

Billionaire Claims He Did Nothing Wrong

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This about sums up the 2016 political season.

Russian Guards Fire on YOU!

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This sounds like the punchline to the world's most bizarre "Russian reversal" joke.

The Best Horror Movies to Stream the Presidential Debates

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There's a colon missing between "stream" and "the".

The Fastest Ways to Eat Avocado

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Just chugging a bowl of guac seems like the fastest way to me.

Third-Party Candidates Face to Face With a Spoon

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And then Gary Johnson asks what it is.

It's Never Been Easy Being a Jerk

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Not buying it, Trump.

Prince George Only Has 28 Websites

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Aw, poor guy.

Eevee Is Ready for the First Debate

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I would vote for Eevee.

Get Me From My Majestic Side Side Side to to to to Side Side Side Side Side...

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what the heck happened here?