Slow news day?
The Burger King is dead. Long live the Burger King.
I thought they said "howdy".
Technically true.
"Michael" was regular-case before I saved this. Now it's just kind of jarring. "MICHAEL!!! phelps."
Go robot dinosaurs!
All the rare Pokemon are in space, I bet.
Unfortunately.
I respectfully disagree.
If he wants to upgrade my TV's audio, he's gotta do it himself.
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to David Brent Scowcroft.
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Slow news day?