Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We Shouldn't See a Large Red Mysterious Button, Always Push It
9	9 Vote	Apparently Someone Died and Made Me a Little Different
59	59 Vote	Every Hot Dude in a Kilt
9	9 Vote	I Expected Better From the Grave Robbers
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
6	6 Vote	13 Young, Secular People Who Play Nazis for Fun Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
268	268 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Because of Low demand
6	6 Vote	Call Me, Maybe Gets a Nerdy Re-Edit
7	7 Vote	Turns Out You Can Stop Everything
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
8	8 Vote	Former U.S. Attorney Who Advocates for Nude Selfie Takers Everywhere
9	9 Vote	9 Reasons to Burn Your TV Execs
6	6 Vote	The Beat Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Candy-Colored Unicorn on a Brewery Tour
111	111 Vote	7 Excuses for Why You're Such an Indecisive Screwball
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
24	24 Vote	Programming Is Hard, That's Why You Shouldn't 2	2
17	17 Vote	A Bunch of Happy, Smiling, Fulfilled People Are Protesting In Ukraine
102	102 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Confusing
67	67 Vote	Here Are Some Selfies That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously)
8	8 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New Showtime Series
22	22 Vote	I Think My Mom Gives Me Drugs
7	7 Vote	This Is Exactly What You'd Expect
7	7 Vote	Senate Intelligence Chair: People Going to Die
7	7 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Kill Her Husband
8	8 Vote	Proof That History Isn't Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men Laughing
8	8 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal of the Day: Headless Horseman Edition
9	9 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Ate Flipper
6	6 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting a Sequel!
156	156 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
7	7 Vote	The Founding Fathers Blew It, Revolution "A Flop"
6	6 Vote	Al Jazeera America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
8	8 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat Bananas Through Pantyhose On YouTube
5	5 Vote	If This Isn't Right vs. Left. It's Rich vs. Everyone Else
138	138 Vote	38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
6	6 Vote	"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up This Morning to Spiders Everywhere
7	7 Vote	Pastor Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
284	284 Vote	The 11 Most Disturbing Works of Monster Erotica You Can Get for Free Right Now