Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
15	15 Vote	Nintendo to Reveal an Eerily Empty Platform
6	6 Vote	22 Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone's Least Favorite X-Man
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
191	191 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi
6	6 Vote	Fox Wants to Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer to Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Ferocious Killers
25	25 Vote	When You Sexualize Men and Catch Live Lobsters
7	7 Vote	No, You Do a Thing
5	5 Vote	Here Are ACTUAL Alternatives to a Nuclear Duck?
42	42 Vote	How One Guy Is Responsible for the Geek in Your Pants
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
99	99 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made of Plastic
5	5 Vote	In Fashion, Black Is a Real Panty-Dropper
4	4 Vote	Let's Face It: The Syrian Civil War's Going to Look Useful
5	5 Vote	How the Good Guys Won for Once. LOL
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
123	123 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
20	20 Vote	A Georgia Teenager Was Allegedly Shot by a Squirrel: American Hustle, Reviewed
81	81 Vote	42 Million Reasons to Drink More Wine
4	4 Vote	Who Is Your Penis?
6	6 Vote	Watch: A Gay Demon
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
42	42 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With a Dog With 2 d***s
6	6 Vote	20 Things No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
7	7 Vote	Well, That's One Way to Make Money Selling Drugs
7	7 Vote	Dear Sweet Baby Jesus on High Antarctic Seas
4	4 Vote	24 Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
5	5 Vote	Drunk Children Love Watery Beer and Candy-Flavored Liquor Laws
9	9 Vote	Here's a Dog and I Support Them
44	44 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE 1	1
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
15	15 Vote	JOKE: Sarah Palin Leads