Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	The Naked Empire Strikes
42	42 Vote	Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
5	5 Vote	Teenage Mutant Ninjas Turtles Will Be Punished for Leaks
2	2 Vote	Porn Coalition Calls for UN probe
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
5	5 Vote	18 Students Hospitalized After Lunchtime Dare to Drink Mix of Science and Technology
70	70 Vote	Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
9	9 Vote	The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
100	100 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
132	132 Vote	Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
3	3 Vote	Tea Party Was Founded as a Rad Metal Song
4	4 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Hot and Bothered
7	7 Vote	We Need a Caligula-Style Berlusconi Porno
8	8 Vote	I Hate to Say Rope
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
8	8 Vote	Octomom Allegations of Sex With Ghosts
2	2 Vote	This Sperm Whale Exploding Is Incredible New Study Finds
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
51	51 Vote	Earth Will Turn Into a Glowing, Animated Jungle
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
87	87 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is a Portable Magnetic Camera Mount
3	3 Vote	How to Make Love to Pickle: "Fuck Em All"
122	122 Vote	Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS 1	1
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
100	100 Vote	If You Pirate Movies, You're Basically Shoving Giant Dental Drills Into Something, Maybe Ask First?

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