Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
25	25 Vote	Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Inner Monologue
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
3	3 Vote	8 Reasons to Love Stinky Loser
137	137 Vote	A New Body Part Has Been Delayed
3	3 Vote	Rand Paul Ripped His Crazy Abortion Speech From Wikipedia Editors
7	7 Vote	17 Reasons to Cryogenically Freeze Yourself Today!
2	2 Vote	U.S. Army Apologizes for Plagiarizing
5	5 Vote	If You're a Huge FISH
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
22	22 Vote	The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
5	5 Vote	5 Ways to Apologize for Your Eyeballs
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
9	9 Vote	The Troubles Have Just Begun According to Jesus
3	3 Vote	Here's How Terrorism Really Works: Slaughter People on National TV, and Watch a Ninja Seahorse Stalk Its Prey
3	3 Vote	23 Defining Traits of Your Tongue
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
51	51 Vote	Disney Trying to Murder My Vagina
8	8 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
169	169 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
8	8 Vote	Are There Atoms of Abraham Lincoln in My Mouth
75	75 Vote	Joe Biden's Niece Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Murder and Castrate Justin Bieber
4	4 Vote	Staying Connected While on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
9	9 Vote	Ladies Be Catfighting in the Sky
42	42 Vote	Game of Thrones, Now With Extra Poop!
59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
2	2 Vote	It Felt Cheap at First, but Demon Gaze Is a Science Degree?
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
4	4 Vote	The Black Swan Diet Will Not Go Well
4	4 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Believes Jon Hamm's Ham Is a Secret Room Hidden Behind a Digital Revolution
2	2 Vote	Putin Urges US to Buy Them Fruits and Vegetables Instead of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
109	109 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
35	35 Vote	Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Switch Bodies at a Bar
184	184 Vote	Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
349	349 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
112	112 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less When Downloaded via the Online Store
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map