Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

272	272 Vote	Ever Wonder What the Fuuuuu
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
78	78 Vote	10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese
115	115 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976 1	1
5	5 Vote	A Word That'll Give You Man Boobs
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
28	28 Vote	Can You Live in a Nutshell
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4