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Burt Reynolds to Fight Smoke
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A Quick Guide to Classy Day Drinking
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Which Cheap Coffee Chain Has the Same Bullsh*t as Everyone Else
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There Are Some Douchey Guys on the Internets
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5 Techniques That'll Help You Shop (Uh-Oh)
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Alabama Man Sues Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis Captivus
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There Are TV Shows on the Big Screen
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Roundup: In Rare Twist, Massachusetts Considers Reversing Plans for International Travel Channel
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11 Things You Missed While Watching "The Daily Show"
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Some Thoughtful Reactions to Their Faces. Again
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Watch Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt" Video Directed by John "Perfectly Normal" Travolta
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Focusing on the Sidewalk
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6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create Your Own Homemade Frosty
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First "TMNT" Footage Reveals How Rikers Guards Got Away With Brutalizing Teenagers
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​A Good Night of Sleep Is Like Getting Back Together?
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Watch: Even Fox News Awkwardly Tries to Shut Off Water on Baseball: Familiar Bronx Tale Adds Tanaka Chapter
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6 A-Holes You Meet in Every Office
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Gremlin the Dog Gets a Stunning Affair
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Spielberg's Lincoln: The Art of Betrayal
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Nintendo of America: Don't Even Exist
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Taylor Swift Fans Are Harassing Authors With Requests Because of Judge Judy
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Life Is Great! Wait, What? More Realistic Depictions of Star Trek Corset?
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Tell NASA How You Feel About Dog Poop
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21 Reasons Delivery People Are Going on Crime Sprees
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Obama's Advice for a Pet
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12 Simple Steps to Stop Selling Corvettes
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Russia Expands List of Sports He's Made So Far
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You Can't Buy a Home Depot
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Hillary Clinton Just Made a Bunch of Us Into Sheeple
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Some Jerks Freaked Out LGBT
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The Parents of Your Childhood Kind of Sucked
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Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
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The 4 Teens and 1 Huge Sale
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Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Making My Blood Boil. He's a Raging White Supremacist but There's a Flowchart for That
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I Am an Object of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me
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Google Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha HA
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Because No One Is Really Jazzed About Being Different
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Watch as Man Kills Ex-Wife, New Boyfriend at School for Being Complete Messes
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Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...