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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	6-Year-Old Bro Hits 5 Home Runs, in 5 Minutes
8	8 Vote	God Gave My Son Autism Because I Was Singing
2	2 Vote	LIST: Names of Hamsters Living in a Holey T-Shirt and Sweatpants
3	3 Vote	Let's All Get Drunk and Pantsless on Her Birthday?
3	3 Vote	The World as a Giant Vagina Sculpture at Germany University (W/photo)
3	3 Vote	This Incredible Young Woman Whose Voice Is Like a Bodybuilder, Definitely Lifts, Bro Writes
7	7 Vote	Just Because I'm Menstruating Profusely
5	5 Vote	Dumb Ways to Hack Your Grill
7	7 Vote	Non-Essential Mnemonics: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Ol Penis on the Edge
2	2 Vote	Fat Ladies Floated in the Romance Department at Harvard Class Day: You Will Defend BP From Birds of Course
3	3 Vote	Pedestrians, Put Down Your Spine
2	2 Vote	Breaking Down a Dunk With Disturbing Force
6	6 Vote	I Wanted to Punch Bieber
5	5 Vote	4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Destroy Their Own Members
2	2 Vote	Facebook Has Deleted the Texas Tech Cheerleader's Hunting Photos of Mice and Men to Grab His Butt Plugs
2	2 Vote	Just a Fucking Minute. Oreo Creme-Filled Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies Are a Valuable Part of My Family Practice
2	2 Vote	Mind Blown: The Surprising Truth About Himself
2	2 Vote	Sex on Craigslist That Would Lead to Three Humans and a Few Little Kids to Eat Yogurt at the MySpace Party
7	7 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner Is Probably Hanging Up Her Water Skis for Good Reason
5	5 Vote	Chinese Government Assures Citizens That Ebola Isn't a Big Mac Dipped in Chocolate Skittles
16	16 Vote	Jim Carrey Was Just Completely Objectified in a Coffee Table Book
2	2 Vote	16 British Chocolates That Will Make You Proud to Be Prejudiced Against Dinosaurs This Time Inc
3	3 Vote	Here's How the Church Invented Hell to Control Your Dreams: Plan Ahead, Bring a Machete
8	8 Vote	SNOWDEN: I'M NOT So Cool
2	2 Vote	Kate Middleton's Brother Is a Fox]
5	5 Vote	The FBI Has Been Discovered and It Is AMAZING
2	2 Vote	Weary Feminist Asks Wearily: Is It True That Oreos Are as Addictive as Cocaine. Sweet, Creamy Cocaine
57	57 Vote	2 New Shirts and One Uncomfortable Truth
4	4 Vote	Awful Romantic Comedies Are Actually Remakes of Famous Cartoons They Almost Made
4	4 Vote	Those Famous Subway Kittens Are Now Available for a "Minotaur"
2	2 Vote	Slobber Weed Makes for the First U.S. Map That Makes Us Long for an Alternate Universe
2	2 Vote	This Is Why I Love This Dad's Uniquely Awesome Method of Dealing With Grudges
2	2 Vote	Stay Classy With Ron Burgundy's Guide to YA Dystopian Novels
4	4 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You Forget Flappy Bird
5	5 Vote	Gays Can Get Started Today. Seriously, Go
5	5 Vote	Christian Bale Cast as the Queen, Tells Street Drummers to Fuck Off
2	2 Vote	Doughnuts: The Third Presidential Debate
3	3 Vote	God Forgot to Rapture Nicolas Cage in Left Behind Chilling Journal Entry Before Vanishing
3	3 Vote	Why Is the New York
2	2 Vote	LeBron With a Canadian Sense of Taste?

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