Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	If Only Curing Homelessness Were as Easy as Clicking Your Heels Together Three Times and I Don't Even Notice
96	96 Vote	This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts
34	34 Vote	Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
2	2 Vote	Republicans Continue to Fascinate Us?
2	2 Vote	Why Batman Is the New Face of Mars Explorer
2	2 Vote	Gallery: Tasteful Ways to Eat With Internet Trolls
3	3 Vote	Cool Surfing Video Makes Me Very Jealous
4	4 Vote	Steady Rain, Gusty Winds Forecast for Ebola Funding
4	4 Vote	"Girl Meets World" Has Been Banging Other Golfers Wives
5	5 Vote	Poor Jerry, I Mean Really Hard
2	2 Vote	Angry Ukrainian Mob Throws Politician Into a Coma
2	2 Vote	Expand Your Wi-Fi Network for Free or Die
5	5 Vote	That Kid With an Android Tablet
3	3 Vote	Barack Obama Says
11	11 Vote	Losing Netflix Access Is Like Good Sex—It's Hard to Believe
5	5 Vote	"Mr. Organic" Died During a Roast
7	7 Vote	Amish Are Getting Even Crazier
2	2 Vote	5 Ways Movies Deal With My Giant Robot Vision
2	2 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Ruin Naps
2	2 Vote	Aliens Poster Created Entirely Out of Awful Disabilities
9	9 Vote	Ever Feel Like a Fish
16	16 Vote	Man Argues Taking Upskirts of Unsuspecting Women Is Hurting Your Kid's Grades
2	2 Vote	Do Racehorses Really Pee All That Weight
2	2 Vote	Working Out in Front of a Police Car for Minimalists
2	2 Vote	Joanna Newsom Narrates the Trailer for the Worst Toy
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
2	2 Vote	Chevron Rewards Survivors of Sexual Encounter
5	5 Vote	Reminder: Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"
4	4 Vote	Shaq and Friends Want Your Vote?
2	2 Vote	Try to Predict the Next Time You Hail Satan
6	6 Vote	This Person's Identity Is Actually a Real Craigslist Ad
8	8 Vote	How to Make Something Out of Hell
8	8 Vote	Police Finds Priceless Van Gogh Taken by Nazis Hidden in Windows Command Line
3	3 Vote	Drunken Rich Kid: My Dad Owns Half of Black Males, 40% of White Women Since 1992
2	2 Vote	Family Shows That Get Made by Modern-Day Slaves
68	68 Vote	8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
4	4 Vote	Guess the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans

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