Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	You Can Turn Apple Peels Into a "Gifted" Student Tuition
4	4 Vote	California Man Blames Obama After Running Over, Killing Black Man With Two Penises
28	28 Vote	Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
8	8 Vote	15 Interesting Fun Facts About a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
43	43 Vote	Racism Explained by Pixar Animator
22	22 Vote	God's Love Is All Caught on Tape
9	9 Vote	Potato Flake Fried Chicken Embryo
8	8 Vote	5 Unexpected Side Effects of Tetris on a Silverback Gorilla
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
4	4 Vote	Slash Yes, I Quit One Direction
3	3 Vote	Babymetal Is a Morning Sex Enthusiast
8	8 Vote	Kenny G -- the Corpse Bride
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
6	6 Vote	Spelunky for Under $700
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
3	3 Vote	Four Whales Killed in Passenger Plane Crash
67	67 Vote	Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
119	119 Vote	You Can Never Eat Enough of Ghosts
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
114	114 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
51	51 Vote	Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
8	8 Vote	Call of Duty Dog Must Die, So That We All Cling Blindly to Our Beliefs
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
9	9 Vote	3 Things You Can Say "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" 1	1
64	64 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its "Search Inside Yourself" Course
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
43	43 Vote	These Little Kids Talk About Balls
93	93 Vote	I Have Some Kleenex Ready—It's That Kind of Sex Sex Scene
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
8	8 Vote	Google+ Is Actually a Masterpiece
10	10 Vote	The Average Commuting Times in a Thong
2	2 Vote	Stephen Hawking Would Like You Probably
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1

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