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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake

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There is no Windows 8, it was all just a bad dream brought on by the Xbox interface format.

How to Make Black Friends

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Say "Nigga please!" to a large group of black people and don't look like you regretted it.

Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison

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You mean the place their code monkeys lived wasn't already a prison?

Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire

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I once set myself on fire with fire. Worked much better than water, though also much hotter.

Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You

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It's all your fault.

Facebook No Longer Secret

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Oh shit

I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil

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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil

The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"

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will you people ever shut the fuck up?

Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit

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Doesn't life make this come to people naturally?

Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!

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Reverse 9/11? 11/9?

11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking

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I'm pretty sure I've seen this.

This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK

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Give this man a medal, and a cookie!

Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident

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Oh, Britain. You made this one yourself didn't you? We all know it was on purpose.

Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche

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All those douchebag cops give the rest a bad name.

Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman

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Because fuck you, that's why.

Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?

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Russia has always had a history of expansivism

Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina

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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks

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Holy crap, your dog talks about dicks!? Mine only ever talks about politics and tells me how to solve world problems.

Superman and Batman Have Their Baby

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I shall name him..... SuperBat!

Fuck This Fucking Week

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Fuck this shit, I'm out.

If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here

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Well fuck you too.

Life Has Been Cancelled

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Woohoo! I don't have go to work tomorrow!

Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep

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I like companies that keep their promises.

NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds

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So, NASA is going kill itself?

Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"

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Yes it is!

To Do: Go to Hell

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Been there, done that.

What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica

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It's very interesting.

U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now

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They're right you know.

McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath

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I would sign that, I would sign the shit out of that.

Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

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Well duh

Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars

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Service was still pretty terrible though.

Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit

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They have a hard time convincing people.

President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro

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Baby don't drone me, don't drone me, no more

Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide

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I would too..

Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron

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One does not simply....

The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms

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Is this one from hentai?

Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters

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Not for long

Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game

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Its about damn time.

I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M

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W is just an upside down M, I am disappointed in the alphabet's lack of creativity.