Headline Smasher

There is no Windows 8, it was all just a bad dream brought on by the Xbox interface format.

Say "Nigga please!" to a large group of black people and don't look like you regretted it.

You mean the place their code monkeys lived wasn't already a prison?

I once set myself on fire with fire. Worked much better than water, though also much hotter.

It's all your fault.

Oh shit

Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil

will you people ever shut the fuck up?

Doesn't life make this come to people naturally?

Reverse 9/11? 11/9?

I'm pretty sure I've seen this.

Give this man a medal, and a cookie!

Oh, Britain. You made this one yourself didn't you? We all know it was on purpose.

All those douchebag cops give the rest a bad name.

Because fuck you, that's why.

Russia has always had a history of expansivism

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

Holy crap, your dog talks about dicks!? Mine only ever talks about politics and tells me how to solve world problems.

I shall name him..... SuperBat!

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Well fuck you too.

Woohoo! I don't have go to work tomorrow!

I like companies that keep their promises.

So, NASA is going kill itself?

Yes it is!

Been there, done that.

It's very interesting.

They're right you know.

I would sign that, I would sign the shit out of that.

Well duh

Service was still pretty terrible though.

They have a hard time convincing people.

Baby don't drone me, don't drone me, no more

I would too..

One does not simply....

Is this one from hentai?

Not for long

Its about damn time.

W is just an upside down M, I am disappointed in the alphabet's lack of creativity.