What's your offer?
Yes. Yes she did.
Oh god I feel funny many months later.
So stay in the damn barrel and don't get caught.
I hope so.
Babies the most amoral bastards you'll ever meet. Mostly because they don't know what morals are yet.
Buy 20 double cheeseburgers.
This..... sounds like something a mother may have actually said at some point.
So is everybody else, but the puppy is more adorable while doing so.
Crocodiles, when they can't get a hold of anything bigger, eat fish. Therefore the Kardashians are fish people. It explains the lips.
's racist tendencies.
It's hard being the Human Torch.
But you confessed, therefore showing some degree of caring and defeating the purpose of your statement.
Violence sells best.
Guy goes on to become super villain, destroys the Earth's poles causing magnetic chaos.
You've seen one you've seen 'em all.
Good heaven's look at the time!
God dammit PF2M.........
Guess who's pre-ordering? This is a big leap forward from mail order brides.
Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk.
Just make the internet tubes wider. Problem solved.
This defense won't last very long.
In the woman's defense, she did always dress like a man and take the dominant position.
God I hope so.
I'm surprised you didn't before.
Artificial insemination is the future.
Why doesn't anyone ever come IN as gay?
1776, July Fourth. You dumbass.
Because it's a bad a idea to stick a gun in your vagina.
What you called a large group of white men. A parliament.
Also they weren't really sorry. They shouldn't be, Alim was a real douche.
It was an ISIS company.
And so the war on 70s hippies continues.
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