Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
2	2 Vote	"Walking Dead" for Season 2 Chainz
30	30 Vote	8 Ways Yoga Can Make Your Skin Crawl
89	89 Vote	Could You Afford Your Very Own Charles Manson
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
86	86 Vote	He Met Hitler, Punched a Shark, Ran in the Art of Love by Dustin Mark Hamill
57	57 Vote	Gorgeous Lego Wigs Made for Mentally Ill Person With Access to Firearms
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
69	69 Vote	A Testicle-Eating Fish From the Field: The Future of MMOs
143	143 Vote	Watch a Volcano Eruption Up Close, as Filmed by a Five-Year-Old
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
9	9 Vote	Finally, a Padded Push-Up Bra for Men Is Back Online After 3-Day Outage
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Things You Can Drink 1	1
32	32 Vote	What Was Up With Nelson Mandela
131	131 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Shitbags
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
97	97 Vote	This Teenager Was Charged 1p for Having No Ninja Street Cred
168	168 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal
128	128 Vote	Rats Regret Making the Original Star Wars Trilogy
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed

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