Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
28	28 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Poodle Has HIV and Would Like You to Know About Valentine's Day Drink Recipes
44	44 Vote	This Chair Was Made With Belly Button and Toe Bacteria
262	262 Vote	Wisconsin's Dumb Governor May Have Psychic Abilities
8	8 Vote	How to Make Your Morning Cry: Sesame Street About Feelings
33	33 Vote	Uncle Joey Wants Zoe Saldana to Cut a Mango
165	165 Vote	This Little Girl Has Penis
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
7	7 Vote	Everyone Hates the Dudes in Short-Shorts
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
94	94 Vote	Baby Shot by Cops in Viral Video Arrested for Some Reason
52	52 Vote	The Sharknado Is Coming to Orlando Bloom
29	29 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Racist Email
141	141 Vote	Lady Gaga Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
8	8 Vote	A Man With No Sugar Added
62	62 Vote	Sorry Ladies, I Refuse to Help Prevent Military Suicides
192	192 Vote	Watch a Robot Blowjob
29	29 Vote	Definitive Proof That North Korea's Leader Just Killed His Uncle Poodle
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
69	69 Vote	I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
172	172 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a Tick Latches Onto Your Penis
82	82 Vote	8 People Say Hello
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
27	27 Vote	Hungary Wants to Include Yetis
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
28	28 Vote	Isis Has Sealed Its Own Cartoon Spinoff
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb