Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger in Talks to CGI Teddy Bears
6	6 Vote	Woman Who Wants Shots???
52	52 Vote	A Brief Introduction to Breakfast
3	3 Vote	Seth Rogen: Justin Bieber Limo Assault Triggered by Drug Abuse
96	96 Vote	Saudi Women Participate in Cuddle-Off
3	3 Vote	InFamous: Second Son Is a Thing
19	19 Vote	5 Ways to Fake Being a Bartender
23	23 Vote	I Think Justin Bieber Should Not Have Christmas Trees
80	80 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Pretty Terrifying
154	154 Vote	Kanye West's New Album Will Include a Cookbook
74	74 Vote	Watch This Russian Guy Sleeping on The Toilet
56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
11	11 Vote	55 Beauty Products Inspired by Hurricane Sandy
92	92 Vote	Here's Neville Longbottom Dancing Shirtless in New York
6	6 Vote	Egypt's New Constitution Is 400 Years old
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2

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