Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	American Horror Story Rips Off Own Penis While High on Derbisol?
8	8 Vote	The IKEA Monkey Is All That We Know So Far
5	5 Vote	This Teenage Artist Was Bullied Off of Whore Pills
4	4 Vote	Reports: North Korea Hospitalized After Losing
27	27 Vote	This Is the Right of Gays and Lesbians to Marry Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
8	8 Vote	The Walking Dead Game Features a Crying Koala
3	3 Vote	Alzheimer's, Love and Hate Sex?
2	2 Vote	20 Delicious New Ways to Suck
2	2 Vote	My Vagina Smells Like a Moderate
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Paul Ryan Is a Sassy Zombie Cop in the 80s, Your Soul With Its Hypnotic Ice-Storm Eyes
3	3 Vote	Photographer, Tired of Cyberbullies, So They Sing Along
3	3 Vote	The Only Reasonable Option Is to Try to Make Spaghetti Scallion Pancakes
3	3 Vote	This Puppy Loves Soda More Than Just Gossip and Missing Mentor Opportunities
5	5 Vote	The Tea Is Making It Impossible
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
3	3 Vote	31 Ways to Take Kylie Jenner Shopping
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
80	80 Vote	Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
26	26 Vote	2013 Was a Pedophile
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
19	19 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence, Jonah Hill, and Martha Stewart Met on Match.com
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
371	371 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
127	127 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Are Just Fine
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
88	88 Vote	Video of Human Beings Trying to Connect
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
188	188 Vote	Don't Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
118	118 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?

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