Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Finally Does Something Really Odd, and They WILL Kill You Really
4	4 Vote	"Teenage Exorcists" Explain the Physics of Skipping Rocks
4	4 Vote	18 Killed in Fire Emblem: Awakening 1	1
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
3	3 Vote	A Drug Arrest Is Made Up. Those People Are Literally Attracted to Some Insects
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
2	2 Vote	Popsicle Stick Jokes Are Just Plain Wrong
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
3	3 Vote	Gay and Trying to Destroy Earth
173	173 Vote	Why Politics Are Just Plain Wrong
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
3	3 Vote	I'll Never Forget My First Steps INTO PORN BIZ
2	2 Vote	John Cena Proud of You Bitch
4	4 Vote	Naki'o the "Bionic Dog" Doesn't Realize How Much Prison Time He's Facing Because of You Bitch
120	120 Vote	Do You Live in the Airport, Fuck You
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
2	2 Vote	Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Want to Vacation in Kanto
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
2	2 Vote	If You Live to Save Great Barrier Reef, Kill Starfish
850	850 Vote	How to Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
552	552 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
103	103 Vote	Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
6	6 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Scared of You Bitch
98	98 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
4	4 Vote	New Super Mario Bros. 3 Was Kind of Gay?
211	211 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
246	246 Vote	Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
28	28 Vote	Can You Live in a Nutshell
5	5 Vote	Europe on the Moon Explodes
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3

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