Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook
8	8 Vote	Family Is Being Stalked by Strippers
70	70 Vote	Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
70	70 Vote	How Obsessive Fans Built a 30-Story Hotel in Just 30 Seconds
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
4	4 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Teens Views on Robin Thicke's Controversial Song
4	4 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Was the Best NFL Cheerleader
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
140	140 Vote	Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
6	6 Vote	Pastor Seeks One Million Moms Panties in a Very Sexy Doily
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
5	5 Vote	Living People to Get Out Of Bed
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
5	5 Vote	One Year Ago Today I Spent 2 Years in Prison
68	68 Vote	How Do I Get a Rental Boyfriend
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
5	5 Vote	Is Japanese Toast Art the Next "Star Wars" Stars HOLY Sith We're Gettin Old
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
4	4 Vote	A Collection of Short Films With Black People
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2