Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio Didn't Win an Oscar Again
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Only Attacks Postal Workers at a Gold's Gym
1	1 Vote	Japanese Porn Needs More Innovation, Not Stuffed Toys, Says Ex-EA Boss
1	1 Vote	How Far Rocky Ran in Rocky II
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Millions of Deaths Indicate We're All Doing Our Best Already
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
75	75 Vote	Hologram Tupac May Be Excommunicated for Requesting Priesthood Equality
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4