Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

143	143 Vote	Video Shows Deranged Naked Man Swimming in Cabbage
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
74	74 Vote	Too Fat to Look Like Totoro
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
132	132 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With NASA rocket
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
44	44 Vote	Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
30	30 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
113	113 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
9	9 Vote	Ringling Bros. Elephant Shot in 9 Hour Calif. standoff
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
37	37 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
140	140 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to 2011
129	129 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
38	38 Vote	Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
49	49 Vote	When Can We See the Royal Baby as a Playboy Bunny
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
6	6 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Currently Rotting in Guantanamo Bay