Just chugging a bowl of guac seems like the fastest way to me.
Cowabunga!
Woohoo! That was the wave of the century, dude!
And then Gary Johnson asks what it is.
How can he be the president, then?
Not buying it, Trump.
Not the vegemite!
So that's where my Batter Blaster went!
Flowers For Algernon?
... But first, let's talk about Parallels Trumps.
In order to use that, you'll need to build tax evasion for 12 years. :^)
And then what? Construct additional pylons?
Easily distracted.
There are stranger things on the Internet than him being someone's hazubando.
Harsh
Aw, poor guy.
this is the single best thing I've ever seen
JUST SHOOT IT!
Gaming Bad?
Jeb?
Her husband will though
eh, at least she won't touch my vag
... to go to jail
Well, it might be broken... Better get another one, then!
this is the president we all deserve
you mean he isn't from the 1500's?
It's a conspiracy
Isn't this what they usually do? Don't stop now.
I'm a white guy. I'm used to it by now.
No
www.thefauxreport.com
Again, the category is "Before and After."
Dammit Obama
You've heard of the banality of evil, now get ready for...
edaM ereW uoY
That got dark
Well they aren't making the post season so I say go out in a blaze of glory
Cincinnati police might've had enough of Hamilton stealing so many bases.
Shh, can you hear that? It's the sound of H A R A M B E
Omlette du fromage.
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Just chugging a bowl of guac seems like the fastest way to me.