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Adding Those Two Lines Made a "Vicious Circle"

wolframstahl

That's not how geometry works, my friend.

Help! My 5-Year-Old Refuses to Certify Election Result

wolframstahl

Wow, this one captured my mood....

New Dune Action Figure Seems to Have Reversed Human AGEING at Cellular Level

lyzantar

Spice is a hell of a drug.

Rudy Giuliani in a Bikini on the Love Island

blastinus

Oh please, no.

Uber Disposes of Tens of Thousands of Replies

jot

Dammit, I read "reptiles." That clearly does not say reptiles.

US Consumer Confidence Drops to 6.9 Percent as Job Growth Slows

lyzantar

Nice?

Peter Sutcliffe Cause of Death: How Did the Beatle Die?

jot

Brain aneurysm, right? ..waaait a minute...

Scientists Reprogram T Cells to Target Ads

wolframstahl

I'm already allergic to ads. I volunteer, scientists, half the work is already done here!

This Sure Looks Like Us

coolskateboardtricks

My favorite TV show!

Regal Will Close After Shoplifters Strip the Shelves Bare

sponsoredby

they took all the reels :( sad

75 Years After 9/11, Americans Continue to Confound

rivemont

2076 says hi

Lindsey Graham, You're on Your Desk

sponsoredby

Lindsey Graham, please come down from there

This Surprising Hip-Hop Star Just Went #1 in the Shower

sponsoredby

ARREST this deviant

Donald Trump Is Driven by Insatiable Greed — He Must Be Broken in 14 Days

unemondesansdanger

Thats a very specific time frame.

There Is No Coronavirus Cure but Plenty of Next-Gen Games?

crx

yup.

Click if You Still Here?

lyzantar

Click.

Frank! Bring Me the Goods

jot

A pork roll, egg & cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.

Nearly One Billion Genetically Modified Mosquitoes to Be Sex Slaves

haileykitkat

epic sex

Best Tie Dye Clothes Under $50 to Revamp Your Meal Prep

misericordia

Taste the rainbow!

27 Sexual Pedophiles Arrested in Special "Operation LeGend" Massive Seizures Made

sketchslayer

Serious question isn't the sexual part kinda redundant?
Like is there a way for it to be non sexual?

Dr. Martin Luther King Gizzard

unemondesansdanger

Now on sale!

Mother, Adult Son Charged With Crimes

sketchslayer

No, crimes plural, it is not simply one crime.

You No Longer Host "Dancing With the Stars"

unemondesansdanger

Cowards.

Donald Trump Expands

misericordia

Expand Don

Hit Da Dog Fer Meh, He Jus Called Me "Cruel" for Smiling While I Held My Dying Baby Porcupine

unemondesansdanger

That's a lot to unpack here

Trump Rage Tweets Afternoon Mental Malfunction

unemondesansdanger

Same.

Being a D*ck Olympics Loser

unemondesansdanger

Rude.

Sicko Invented Twin as Scapegoat After Trying to Secretly Fart

jot

This might be one of my all-time favorites.

Don't Eat a Pigeon

borommakott

Dead pigeon
Do not eat

Facebook Promises to Impose Communism "By Any Means Necessary"

djur

i actively wish this was true

How Virus Will Change the Game in First Speech as Biden's Running Mate

jot

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Honk if You're a Beautiful, Challenging Puzzle

stoutgnome

honk

Researchers Are Putting Words in Ph.D. Dissertation

grumpfdalm

This kind of thing happens, I am told

Tenured Professor Fired for Shooting Man 21 Times During Online Lecture

grumpfdalm

I know covid has us all on edge but there are limits SOMEWHERE, jeff

Ouch! COVID-19 Is a Success

blastinus

Ouch indeed.

"Mom Don't Read" – by Brian Eno

djur

im wheezing

You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway

djur

that's true...

Yes Virginia, There Is No Country for Old Men

djur

masterpiece

Be Right Back, Signing Up for Social Revolution

djur

mood

Rage Against the American Flag

anlizmarsh

Hell yes