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Hey, Kid… Do You Consider Charizard a Dragon?

xabasto

I always thought he was more of a winged salamander

Would You Choose From This Year's NYFF and TIFF

xabasto

I saved this headline because I kept misreading it as something else

If you know, you know

Meowmoirs: The Vacuum Monster Hunter

xabasto

Remember to stock up on Demonnip for the Elder Dyson fights

Sexual Harassment Bill O'Reilly

xabasto

Roommates with Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

U.S. Has No Gender

graue

imagine no U.S. gender
it's easy if you try

Hundreds of Classes for Less Ploughing

graue

yes, that should keep the co-eds busy

We Finally Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why?

unemondesansdanger

Why

This Side Table Attaches to Your Home, or I Will Shoot You

unemondesansdanger

Their editor is going through a bad breakup right now.

graue

Wow Dwell Magazine, that escalated quickly

Chinese Tech Giant Founder Mike Lynch Can Be Yours for $69

unemondesansdanger

Is this even legal?

Biden Reportedly Plans Sweeping Change of Heart? Romney Plays Ball With Pricey Biden Bill After Republican Objections

xabasto

I never thought the Phantom Thieves would sell out to political parties like this

Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee

will64gamer

The "Flowchart:" makes it funnier

Florida Man Dies

djur

this is so good im furious i didnt get this

graue

RIP. He lived a long and full life.

xabasto

It's the end of an era, folks

Mississippi Is Only Temporary

bluejaysblue1987

Good.

How to Fight the Moon

xabasto

Fly me to the moon
Let me kick it's fucking ass
Let me show you what I learned in my
Moon jiujitsu class

Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments

xabasto

Feathers McGraw is violating his parole, I see

This Man's Incredible Journey of Self Discovery With His Hand Stuck Down His Pants

xabasto

"Holy shit I have a penis" - This Man

Disney Responds to the Number 69, Which Is More Evidence American Meritocracy Works

graue

nice

The Cutest Disney Princess Diana

unemondesansdanger

Cursed.

Add 5TB of Storage to Your Mind and Body Modifications

unemondesansdanger

This will be a thing one day.

The Senate Passes

xabasto

R.I.P. Palpatine

A Researcher Is Trying to Kill People

xabasto

My goodness. Gordon Freeman! It really is you, isn't it?

Could You Beat Up a Child

graue

boo.

China's State Media Moves to Ban Critical Race Theory

nevermore

[confused reactionary noises]

Matt Damon Says He Might Never Walk Again

roastgrief

Nothing happened to him, he just doesn't feel like it.

No. No I in Boot

xabasto

Well no wonder I lost the spelling bee

Man Decides to Release Air Pollution

jot

...

...ahhhhh.

Congress Passed a Budget of Only $20

graue

I knew the bipartisan bill was negotiated down, but this is ridiculous!

Winston Duke Will Play Knuckles in "Sonic 2"

graue

Gotta love Lock-On Technology!

What Is a Sandwich

xabasto

MOIST AND DELICIOUS. AH-HA-HA!

ammnontet

a miserable little pile of secrets

jot

It's a less oblong type of hot dog.

President and CEO of Mental Illness

djur

Me.

McDonald's Is Doubling the Number of Calories

unemondesansdanger

Imagine my shock.

Tom Holland Looks Buff Heading to CNN in Major Policy Change

angelolvera2001

CNN Add Tom Holland To Team

One Woman Refused to Hold Police Reform

graue

Karens, am i right?

These High Fashion Disney Costume Designs Will Make You Suck at Math?

unemondesansdanger

Can't make me such anymore at it than I already do.

This Little Baby Boat May Be Corrupt

jot

I don't believe it!