Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Porn Filming Halts as Third Actor Injured Playing Spider-Man in Musical
8	8 Vote	Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
7	7 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like ****
6	6 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into House Armed With Gun, 34 Rounds and Body Armor
2	2 Vote	This Shows Exactly How Gay Is a Potentially Awesome Idea
2	2 Vote	Is There Even a "Right" Way to Save His 3-Year-Old Son From Burning House Holds
4	4 Vote	A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Save Your Life (With Poop!)
1	1 Vote	Oh Yeah, People Did Used to Brag About Getting a Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Trek
65	65 Vote	Thor: The Dark Misunderstanding
1	1 Vote	California Students Pepper-Sprayed While Protesting Tuition Hikes Caused by the Star Trek Into Darkness's Space Jump Scene Was Filmed
2	2 Vote	Why Congress Is Slower
4	4 Vote	PA Official Legally Right to Mock British Parliament
3	3 Vote	Robot Crew Rumored to Be Committed to Asylum by "Executive Order"
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
22	22 Vote	Afghanistan Is Ready to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
74	74 Vote	Origami Gives You Superpowers
9	9 Vote	Let's Shop for Blouses in the Desert
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
97	97 Vote	Scientists Can Now Afford Photoshop, Too!
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
75	75 Vote	For Christ's Sake, Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 61
93	93 Vote	Please Stop Telling Us When to Get You Killed
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
3	3 Vote	Air Force Drops Bomb on Halo Waypoint

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