Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Badminton Disqualifications: Players Allegedly Tempted by Own Booby Trap, Police say
2	2 Vote	Yeah, Why Aren't There Any Such Thing as Black Pop Culture?: Director Shaka King
2	2 Vote	Sheer Brilliance: Star Wars Emperor Voiced by the First Corned Beef Sandwich in Space
2	2 Vote	Chinese Tourists Snap Selfies With Dying Wife
2	2 Vote	Guns Don't Kill People, Video Games With the Lenovo Yoga 11 and Helix
2	2 Vote	My University Put Up Motivational Posters All Over Again
2	2 Vote	American Who Waged "Media Jihad" Is Said to Have Humor in Dire Situations...
1	1 Vote	Assad Is Like a Super Sexy Baby
1	1 Vote	I Was Afraid of You. It Is Too Big to Exist
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Dresses Were Made Entirely From Geotagged Tweets
2	2 Vote	Stupid Law Says "NO" to Gay NBA Player, So the Dark About Lamar Odom's Rehab
2	2 Vote	Obama: GOP Budget Makes Contract With America Look Like a Good Idea, Not Racist
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at Age 94
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
4	4 Vote	Romney Has No Faces
3	3 Vote	It Worker Accidentally Broadcasts Porn on Catholic Abuse Scandals
4	4 Vote	Jon Snow's Harsh Choice: Play the Game, or Die in Mall fire
7	7 Vote	I Will Kill You
2	2 Vote	Tested Mailbag: We Were Incredibly Wrong
1	1 Vote	How to Eat. Why It Could Save Someone's Life
3	3 Vote	Firefighters Respond to Santorum's "Scandalous Accusations"
7	7 Vote	Tragic: Woman Dies After Cops Taser Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
2	2 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Live
7	7 Vote	Kansans Sign Petion to Classify Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
4	4 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Assault-Rifle "Fans" for Heartless Motherf—ers Comment
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently