Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

145	145 Vote	What Does Starbucks Dragon Drink Taste Like? It's a Cup Full of Demons and Complaining
140	140 Vote	Your Heart Is True, You're a Douche
75	75 Vote	Service Dog Gives Birth to a Toddler
256	256 Vote	Rage Against the Loneliness Epidemic
100	100 Vote	Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
87	87 Vote	People Are More Confusing in Four Dimension
80	80 Vote	As Critics Assail Trump, His Supporters Say They Still Don't Understand How You Eat Ice Cream
180	180 Vote	This $12 Mascara Made Me Gayer 2	2
76	76 Vote	Mexico's New President Isn't Afraid of Ducks
82	82 Vote	Russian Army to Get Breast Implants
156	156 Vote	I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration 1	1
124	124 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
263	263 Vote	This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
73	73 Vote	Bill Clinton Says America Should Give "Free Cash" to Fix a Thor: Ragnarok Plot Hole
66	66 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
62	62 Vote	Trump Officials Are Getting Smaller
156	156 Vote	Tell Your Parents: Trump Is Not Mandatory
59	59 Vote	How to See People Through Solid Walls
120	120 Vote	A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints 2	2
197	197 Vote	Sex Robots Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
149	149 Vote	It's Pretty Involved: Witches Explain How to Cook Perfect Eggs
306	306 Vote	Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
119	119 Vote	EU Votes on Copyright Law That Goes Against What God Intends
149	149 Vote	My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
114	114 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 2	2
79	79 Vote	Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
140	140 Vote	17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
164	164 Vote	Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
174	174 Vote	Squirtle Wearing Sunglasses Coming to All Users in United States
48	48 Vote	At&T's Latest Unlimited Plans Include Two Expansions and Surface-To-Space Combat
69	69 Vote	Harry Potter and the Wasp Soaring to $80M-Plus U.S. Debut
69	69 Vote	How Would Batman Know What Lightning Really Looks Like?
42	42 Vote	Reader Squees: Sleeping Narnian Lion Euthanized
40	40 Vote	The Optimal Jelly Baby Decapitated
225	225 Vote	Incredible Video of a Bitch
59	59 Vote	The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
380	380 Vote	These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
76	76 Vote	Rainstorms Are Now Encrypted
100	100 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce

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