Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

158	158 Vote	The Pentagon Is Looking to Bust Deez Nuts
244	244 Vote	Isabelle From Animal Crossing Is an Incompetent Ass Bag
65	65 Vote	The Best Moisturizing Products for Your Oreos 1	1
124	124 Vote	Brad Pitt Grapples With His Penis
132	132 Vote	Altered Forme Giratina Is Returning to Rehab: He's Doing Well, Says Source
64	64 Vote	17 Reasons Why Millennials Are a Lovely Happy Accident
181	181 Vote	Why You Should Pay Me
85	85 Vote	Puerto Rico Rocked by Allegations of Heinous Farts
30	30 Vote	Colin Hanks Shares Heartbreaking Story About Boogers
134	134 Vote	Don't Expect Rihanna at the White Supremicist Movement
90	90 Vote	Trump Loses It and Says He's a Sexist Sack of S**t
34	34 Vote	Stuck in a Fanny Pack
82	82 Vote	Britain's Oldest Judo Master Is Fighting the California Wildfires With Fire Emojis
226	226 Vote	What Remains of an Ass 1	1
167	167 Vote	UK Police Force Threatens to Call Grandma
126	126 Vote	No THANK YOU for Your Scrotum
32	32 Vote	This Dog Can't Stop Starin
102	102 Vote	We're in the World
149	149 Vote	Did You Ever BEEN SO Baked?
39	39 Vote	Oh Science, You're Full of Love by Kate Bush 1	1
222	222 Vote	Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Return to WWE Full-Time
33	33 Vote	Nancy Grace Details Disturbing Encounter With a Kitten
175	175 Vote	So Now It's OK to Destroy Me
57	57 Vote	President Trump Asserts His Hair Is Just the Chaos of D&D Gone Horribly Wrong
221	221 Vote	GitHub Is Now a Hate Crime
88	88 Vote	Why It's a Good Thing Coronavirus Will Kill You (Or Me)?
122	122 Vote	Trump Keeps Wanting to Buy More Food and Now, an Army of Rats
151	151 Vote	Twist Off Your Ass and Try Again
111	111 Vote	Bill Clinton: I Had Sex With Monica Lewinsky to Cope With Coronavirus Fallout
170	170 Vote	2020 May Seem Like a Scream Honking Goose
88	88 Vote	20 Seconds, 30 Seconds, 45 Seconds? How Long Should You Social Distance?
486	486 Vote	Analysis: 2020 Is Cancelled
139	139 Vote	"Willy Wonka" Is Getting a Blowjob
62	62 Vote	A Beetle Is Destroying Your Co-Workers
100	100 Vote	WWE Star Bret "The Hitman" Hart Gets Tackled by a Venomous Copperhead Snake at LongHorn Steakhouse
57	57 Vote	Consumers Nearly Twice as Likely to Catch Fire
55	55 Vote	The Upcoming "Super Pink Moon" Will Be Postponed
151	151 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me "Feel Ashamed"
129	129 Vote	I've Been Trying to "Outlaw Sex"
83	83 Vote	Weinstein Convicted of 1,549 Homicides

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