Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

180	180 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Didn't Die
140	140 Vote	Researchers Say There's No Evidence of That Thing
63	63 Vote	Bill Gates: We Need More Lunatics
319	319 Vote	Oh God Help
199	199 Vote	So We're Just Going to Get Together and Drink Disinfectants
426	426 Vote	New Study: Coronavirus Has Been Very Bad
115	115 Vote	How to Spot a Fake Jesus
234	234 Vote	Grandmother, Age 95, Becomes Oldest Woman in Her Garden Shed
195	195 Vote	Kermit Is With Us
88	88 Vote	How Each Zodiac Sign Will Never Heal
70	70 Vote	I Have the Strongest Leg Ever
110	110 Vote	Man Eats the Entire Map
98	98 Vote	Survey of 4,272 US Adults: 52% Recently Decided Not to "Be Nicer"
97	97 Vote	Thigh-Slimming Sweatpants Exist — and Leftists Hate Them
67	67 Vote	Person Rearranges 2 Giant Teddy Bears in His Home, Killing 1
249	249 Vote	Wealthier Americans Deserve a Bullet
119	119 Vote	Tiny Baby Has No Fear of Covid-19 After Attending a Meditation Retreat
73	73 Vote	The Tongue Boys Will NOT Be Scared
475	475 Vote	Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope NOEP NOPE NOAP
62	62 Vote	Lion Unwisely Tries to Return My Calls
646	646 Vote	Joe Biden Sucks 2	2
172	172 Vote	To Stomp Out COVID-19, America Will Need a Bigger Hammer
245	245 Vote	King Felipe of Spain Urges Nation to Stay Inside and Masturbate
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
181	181 Vote	A Drug Test Revealed That He's Socialist
168	168 Vote	Greet Your Trump Friends With a Knife
185	185 Vote	I Feel Stuck in a Can of Corn
122	122 Vote	Four New Ways to Use the Bathroom
209	209 Vote	Trump Says He Has Passed Away "Unexpectedly" Aged 95
64	64 Vote	Pelosi Says There Will Be "Plenty" of Toilet Paper in Stolen 18-Wheeler Truck
131	131 Vote	Taylor Swift: "We Need Every Level of Treason"
147	147 Vote	Diarrhea Could Be Yours
98	98 Vote	Important Reminder: Racism Is Worse Than Jesus
76	76 Vote	Ghost in the Oven
140	140 Vote	Early Birds May Be Too Late
117	117 Vote	Oh Shit, My Weekend Project Turned Into a Musical?
62	62 Vote	You Can Play With Your Eggs
108	108 Vote	Arkansas Law Could Require Women to Get Lit
89	89 Vote	John Cena: Why I've Changed My Mind About Having Multiple Orgasms
105	105 Vote	Hello 9-1-1? I'd Like to Drive on Other Planets

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